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Always A Bigger...Cheetah

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Golden Chalice's Folly [Codexverse Quickie]

Golden Chalice regarded his assembled army with pride. A legion's worth of fierce, ruthless Griffon warriors: armor gleaming in the sunlight and weapons sharpened to a killing edge. He had come to this land, this "Sauropoda" as the local grass-eaters called it, seeking glory. His homeland had been torn between warlords and petty armies, and Golden refused to fight over scraps and raided cities. No--he was destined for greater things. He'd set his sights on conquering this land: fresh, unspoiled, prosperous. Cowards had warned him that this land was defended, that all who had tried before had been crushed and reduced to begging...but they wer

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Rocket Fortress: Flash-burn

Jumping off the wooden bridge into the cold water below should have been traumatizing for Meowth. It was a long drop, he was more or less worthless at swimming—the heavy briefcase strapped to his back wouldn't have helped then, either—and he was falling into…water. All things considered, the small Pokemon should have been having a panic attack before he even made a splash. Since there were a team of crazed humans trying to kill him, however, he had more pressing concerns than hydrophobia. Trying to keep his scattergun out of the water, Meowth awkwardly swam just under the surface, barely avoiding the storm of bullets and shra

Rocket Fortress

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Snatching Skiiers

MLP Giants

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Trolling the Captain

Requests

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Dundee Invasion: Switch-yard Shenanigans

Dundee Invasion

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The Empress and her Bay-Blocking Bum (Alt. Angle)

Scraps

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